【有网友归纳了当今解决问题的方法步骤】

<div>&nbsp;【有网友归纳了当今解决问题的方法步骤】<br/>上班搞不定就上桌；<br/>上桌搞不定就上门；<br/>上门搞不定就上床；<br/>上床搞不定就上访；<br/>上访搞不定就上网；<br/>上网还搞不定的事情，<br/>那就只好上吊了。<br/></div>

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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上班搞不定就上桌；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上桌搞不定就上门；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上门搞不定就上床；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上床搞不定就上访；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上访搞不定就上网；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上网还搞不定的事情，</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">那就只好上吊了。</span>

<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上班搞不定就上桌；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上桌搞不定就上门；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上门搞不定就上床；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上床搞不定就上访；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上访搞不定就上网；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上网还搞不定的事情，</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">那就只好上吊了。</span>

<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上班搞不定就上桌；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上桌搞不定就上门；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上门搞不定就上床；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上床搞不定就上访；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上访搞不定就上网；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上网还搞不定的事情，</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">那就只好上吊了。</span>

<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上班搞不定就上桌；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上桌搞不定就上门；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上门搞不定就上床；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上床搞不定就上访；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上访搞不定就上网；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上网还搞不定的事情，</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">那就只好上吊了。</span>

<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上班搞不定就上桌；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上桌搞不定就上门；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上门搞不定就上床；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上床搞不定就上访；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上访搞不定就上网；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上网还搞不定的事情，</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">那就只好上吊了。</span>

<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上班搞不定就上桌；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上桌搞不定就上门；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上门搞不定就上床；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上床搞不定就上访；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上访搞不定就上网；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上网还搞不定的事情，</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">那就只好上吊了。</span>

<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上班搞不定就上桌；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上桌搞不定就上门；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上门搞不定就上床；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上床搞不定就上访；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上访搞不定就上网；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上网还搞不定的事情，</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">那就只好上吊了。</span>

<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上班搞不定就上桌；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上桌搞不定就上门；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上门搞不定就上床；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上床搞不定就上访；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上访搞不定就上网；</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">上网还搞不定的事情，</span><br style="line-height: 21px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "/><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; ">那就只好上吊了。</span>